This post is being written by special request. Some details changed, but the essence is all true. Sharing these thoughts with some friends quickly reveals I’m not the only one. Instead of meeting someone special and finding out the baggage later, perhaps we could set up phone lines for pre screening and appropriate handling.
- If you have a girlfriend, press 1
- If you are engaged, press 2
- If you are married, press 3
- If you are generally sweeping me off my feet, yet interested in no relationship press 4
- If you are not able to handle temporary long distance press 5
- If you really don’t have a chance, please don’t call.
- If none of the above apply to you, please stand by your call will be answered immediately.
While we’re at it, here’s a reminder that we shouldn’t really take ourselves too seriously ;-)
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